It's been a while since I have done one of these, so I stole this one from
Jake.
1. What's the meaning of life?I hate questions like this one. I was thinking of leaving it out, but I won't. Live it and have fun is a good meaning I guess.
2. You've climbed a really steep hill, what's the best way to get down?Roll (or sled - weather pending of course).
3. Ever sang karaoke? Were you sober?Yes and No. In fact I've never sang karaoke sober. I sang at a works Christmas night out one time and remember apologising as I was singing! Never again!!
4. How many hats do you own?None.
5. Do you ever skip the last chapter in a book just to get a sneak at what the ending is going to be?I try not to. I used to as a kid, but haven't for a while now.
6. Have you ever washed your hair before washing your body in the shower?I don't understand how you can wash your body first without getting your hair wet. I go hair (shampoo), body, hair (rinse) and rinse all over.
7. Do you like beans?Yum!
8. On toast?Indeed. I like beans on toast with cheese and
Worcestershire Sauce. Mmmmmmmm!
9. You're walking somewhere, your shoelace is undone. There's only a few hundred yards to go. Do you bother to stop in the street and tie your lace, or do you just try to hope no one notices and that you don't trip, and make it last until you reach your destination?I don't have any shoes with laces in.
10. A huge demon monster thing is about to vapourise your home, but being the reasonable type he says you can keep one room. Which room would you keep?Guess I would choose the lounge. It's all open plan in there, so it also has our kitchen in too. Plus it has the TV, DVD player, DVDs, CDs, Wii, X-Box 360 and the PC in there.
11. Given that god is infinite, and that space is also infinite… Would you like a Tunnock’s teacake?No thanks! Give me a
Custard Cream any day!
12. Which song would you like played at your funeral?Like I'd be able to complain if I disagreed with it. Something happy I guess, nothing too dull and dismal (eg. Robbie Williams' 'Angels').
13. What’s your favourite type of tree?Erm, an oak! *acts like he knows about trees*
14. You’re in the Big Brother house. How many weeks would you last before you’re voted out?I did actually have the application form for the second series of Big Brother UK. That was when it was good though and not full of wannabes. You wouldn't catch me in there now! I'd probably climb out or demand to leave from day one!
15. What’s 8 multiplied by 12?Do I look like a mathematician? No, seriously? My maths is pants. At work people tell me to work stuff out like I was taught to at school. I reply "OK. Pass me a calculator then!".
16. How many times a day do you brush your hair?Depends. More when it's longer, hardly ever when it's short.
17. Ever had sex behind a bike-shed?My school actually used to have a bike shed, but no I haven't.
18. Name two characters from Scooby Doo, except for Scooby and Shaggy.The lesbian (Velma was it?) and Daphne.
19. Fingernails - cut them or bite them?A bit of both. I go through phases of cutting them, but then I tend to bite them too. I'd say I cut them 25% of the time. It should be more!
20. You’re due to meet someone, but they’re not there yet. What do you do? And don’t say ‘wait’ because that’s just boring.Play with my phone. Ring someone I haven't spoken to in a while. I
HATE it when people are late. TAKE NOTE!
21. What colour of underwear are you wearing? (ah damn it, just had to slip that in.)I'm in bed! (but it was black).
22. Who’s going to have Christmas Number 1?Probably some shitty reality TV winner.
23. Do you pronounce the word tomato, ‘tomato’ or ‘tomayto’?I'm from Newcastle, so I say "Te-mar-toe".
24. Have you ever left an obviously sarcastic picture comment on Myspace for someone you don’t like, but they completely miss the point?Nope.
25. If you were a ghost, who would you go and spook first?I wouldn't spook. I'd be a good ghost - Like Casper.